meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

dangruchy:

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

(Source: barenakedladies)

humorous:

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

 

(Source: coffeecakekid)